Tootsie the Unicorn
The scientific explanation of where rainbows come from has to do with light wavelengths and how when light enters water it bends and refracts. Boring stuff and not even the real truth. Everyone in the know, including Stephen Hawking, have concluded that Rainbows really are formed as a result of Unicorns passing gas, otherwise known as farting.
The reason behind this cold hard science is that Unicorns are a mystical and beautiful horse creature with a magical horn. Thus any thing that comes from the unicorn naturally leads to beauty and enchantment. Whenever a unicorn sweats fluffy white clouds appear. When a Unicorn drools delicate rain drops fall from the heavens. Of course most importantly when a unicorn farts rainbows dance with all of its bedazzling six colors. Rainbows most often appear when a unicorn is asleep because the unicorn drools producing water and is blissfully unaware of its other bodily functions. This award winning funny tshirt for men and women has been featured on zazzle.com as the thumbnail for funny tshirts
and was voted one of the three funniest tshirts of the year for 2009
Why should you get Where Rainbows Come From for $15.99? First of all you have to dispense to others the real science behind rainbows as I explained in the first two paragraphs. Dropping all this new found Rainbow science on people will have them thanking you for making them think (or at the very least make them laugh).
Another reason for guys to buy this funny dumb tshirt is that you will definitely be the guy girls want to bring home to mom if your lady is 30 or under. Makes no sense right? Why would she want to show off a guy wearing a farting unicorn to her parents. It’s obvious to piss her parents off. You’ll be the bad boy that your girlfriend loves and her parents hate. The fact that they hate you will make her love you more.
Now for guys over thirty I would advise you not to wear this shirt at the in laws house. Instead you should buy this shirt because fart jokes on a tshirt never go out of style. Plus having a unicorn on your shirt still makes you look sensitive despite what the unicorn is doing. If your lady has a sense of humor she will find the shirt both funny and cute. That is like double bonus points in scrabble right there.
For ladies you should buy this shirt because it will get you attention and lots of it. A girl/woman wearing just a unicorn. Boring. Wearing just a rainbow on their top.. double boring. A combination of a unicorn farting a rainbow. Talk about an attention getter. Please don’t blame us if you cause some whiplash from people staring at your Where Rainbows Come From funny tshirt for women. Plus that unicorn you must admit is pretty cute despite its flatulence. There you have it, every teenager and adult in the world should own this shirt. You just can’t argue with science.
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Love the idea of this ridiculous design actually being worn by someone who’s a bad boy. Fart jokes never ever do go out of style if you’re a man. You’re absolutely right about that.