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The Second Most interesting man
He once committed hari kari and is dead now
The color purple frightens him so he ordered a hit on barney the dinosaur
He only urinates when it rains
He was an oompa loompa in the willy wonka movies before he hit a growth spurt
He voted for Bush twice the second time while drinking kerosene
He thinks that the Olsen twins would not make great paperweights
He yells at his many girlfriends that they need to supersize it and then he throws a giant bag of french fries at them
He originally canceled family guy until people started whining. If he cancels it again he would be a national hero.
He never talks with his mouth full unless he has something really important to say
He once beat Bill Gates at Jeapardy no just kidding he beat him with a cane
Unlike the most interesting man in the world he does drink beer often
Hes drunk right now and passed out in your side yard
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