If Santa Gives Me Coal This Year He's Getting 3rd Degree Burns T-Shirt. Funny Holiday Shirts

I love Santa! But seriously, this is the last year i get coal. I've tried and tried to be good, and I know no one's as perfect as these funny holiday shirts, but how many times can Santa make a mistake? I've been good, I think. I've helped my fellow man, I've fed the homeless, and I've helped old ladies across the street, for a nominal service fee. When searching for a great holiday gift, i'd love to find some funny holiday shirts like these right here, with Santa lying in ashes because he tried to give me coal again. It's funny, cause it's a cartoon, and not real. It is however, a real message to those who do not like funny holiday shirts or maybe a bitter Santa, who might think it's a little overboard. Don't mess with people who control the level of flame that comes out of one's chimney. I only see laughter in hypothetical funny holiday gift shirts and if Santa gives me coal this year, he's getting 3rd degree burns. A Holiday t-shirt for the ages. Holidays never seemed so warm. Hot jolly amber warm. I know Santa will appreciate not being turning into ash this year. Maybe if you bag this Funny Santa Gift, he'll put you on his nice list, out of pure fear. Joking Santa, much love.